You're so nebulous sometimes
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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