I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So apparently I’m into choking now
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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