he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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