My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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