So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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