I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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