Moan for me like Helen Keller
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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