i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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