having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Someone came in the potted fern
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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