maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
