i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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