It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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