thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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