ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I am available for nakedness
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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