Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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