i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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