kristin has been a bad kristin
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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