he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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