sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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