It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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