i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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