I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
whose parrot is this?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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