You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
