how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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