He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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