it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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