how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Houston, we have a squirter
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
