yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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