I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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