Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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