The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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