you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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