PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
