i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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