i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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