Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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