I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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I have aggressive nipples.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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