her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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