I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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