There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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