Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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