I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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