i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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