I wanna passion pit in your ass
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
tell me about the fingering
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