Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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