One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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