Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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