My room smells like vodka and shame
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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