Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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