when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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