On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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