How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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