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  I got "discovered a new religion high" last night

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• (619): View more from California

  He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out

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• (626): View more from California

  I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students

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• (407): View more from Florida

  All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  My legs feel like baby dolphins

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.

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  What was the rage all about?

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  He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.

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