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butt plug

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anus plug

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rubbish cock?

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yes

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you suck at this game today

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(260): butt plug (248): anus plug (260): rubbish cock? (248): yes (260): you suck at this game today http://tfl.nu/gu7v

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Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?

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(321): Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting? http://tfl.nu/dyqe

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we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.

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(406): we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting. http://tfl.nu/a3qg

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omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

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what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

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self-loathing.

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(617): omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night... (716): what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk? (617): self-loathing. http://tfl.nu/qojo

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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong

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(973): And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong http://tfl.nu/46jg

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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.

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(248): He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me. http://tfl.nu/d9on

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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.

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(615): She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse. http://tfl.nu/chf5

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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant

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(404): The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant http://tfl.nu/hmmb

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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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(303): I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window. http://tfl.nu/dr4o

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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket

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(703): I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket http://tfl.nu/mrk6

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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.

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(917): He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay. http://tfl.nu/36pt

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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined

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(207): I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined http://tfl.nu/df5k

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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.

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(817): Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car. http://tfl.nu/zuv0

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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

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(717): Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship http://tfl.nu/uea0

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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?

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(787): I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now? http://tfl.nu/uqqo

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