just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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