watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just had sex on a roof
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?