ADVERTISEMENT

• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're my little dorito

  Fav 4 2030 985

  share tweet
  

• (713): View more from Texas

  Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?

  Fav 1 1354 819

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (513): View more from Ohio

  someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet

  (330): View more from Ohio

  I'll alert the authorities

  Fav 8 1644 956

  share tweet
  

• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option

  Fav 11 924 4961

  share tweet
  
• 

  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (847): View more from Illinois

  The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious

  Fav 37 5249 953

  share tweet
  

• (540): View more from Virginia

  It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her

  Fav 36 1958 4619

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (678): View more from Georgia

  Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.

  Fav 5 1212 2172

  share tweet
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.

  Fav 6 696 1404

  share tweet
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun

  Fav 1 1085 677

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (970): View more from Colorado

  Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray

  Fav 3 526 849

  share tweet
  

• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.

  Fav 4 913 670

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (512): View more from Texas

  It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.

  Fav 1 1089 566

  share tweet
  

• (970): View more from Colorado

  Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.

  Fav 1 485 678

  share tweet
  

• (904): View more from Florida

  I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable

  Fav 0 240 290

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (716): View more from New York

  I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch

  Fav 0 14 34

  share tweet
  

Randomize