This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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